We are a funny people

I Am A Seagull (new song lyrics)

I am a seagull
I’ll teabag you for a cookie
With my yellow feet and a dirty beak
I love to fly
Carpet snail blowing bubbles
I’m thirsty
I need a straw
marshmellow gun
the dishes are messy son
Can you see? the skyriver is carmel
even binoculars can’t see close
maybe they’re just backwards

I am a dolphin
swim in the sea
What’s that Mr. Shark? You got a problem with me?
BAM I’ll wack you with my nose
pop a cap with a supersoaker
I’m a sea gangsta

 
Fly above the dirt
I can see your house from here
(I can see your house from here)
but its running away