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soliloquyofthesolipsist:

Oh my god the ybor shoe licker is famous on tumblr?? Is this real life??

This guy’s for real. I saw him in the pizza place today, my friends and I automatically bolted out. He licked my friends shoes for quite a while

1. gypsywanderlust reblogged this from jessejamesandthegiantpeach and added:

   I can’t escape this guy. Why the hell do I run into him everywhere I go. Hahaha

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7. danirosemusic reblogged this from somethingmoreprofound and added:

   OH MY GOD YOU’VE MET HIM TOO???

8. humananatomy45 reblogged this from somethingmoreprofound and added:

   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9. somethingmoreprofound reblogged this from pumpguin and added:

   WTF he haunts me

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11. pumpguin reblogged this from yboring and added:

    This guy’s for real. I saw him in the pizza place today, my friends and I automatically bolted out. He licked my friends...

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    Shoelicker. He makes...sick to my stomach. I like...He’s a...

24. whereisyourgodnow reblogged this from elleesq and added:

    I dont know who annoys me more, Shoe licker or The Senator. They both make me very uncomfortable. Also, ORPHEUMMM.

25. x-wingfighter reblogged this from modernleeiswar and added:

    HAHA OH GOD. in case you didn’t realize that’s the same venue we were at, except in its old location.

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27. modernleeiswar reblogged this from sealmyfate and added:

    Dude, this is unreal. To a degree, I am very thankful that I am not the only person who has fallen victim to this freaks...

28. jenawithonen reblogged this from laughterkey and added:

    Oh yes, the Senator was on D-Listed once. Tampa’s weirdos are definitely internet-famous.

29. laughterkey reblogged this from hipstertampa and added:

    For seriously? People know him on the tumbs? What’s next, is someone going to tell me the Senator is an advice animal on...

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32. sealmyfate reblogged this from hipstertampa and added:

    Lee needs to see this.

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34. chub-rub reblogged this from hipstertampa and added:

    This is a thing? Reblogged for the Orpheum. I AM SO HOMESICK.

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39. cosmicsky reblogged this from yboring and added:

    IKR. famous as fuck

40. gettingcreepy reblogged this from yboring and added:

    omg i am literally dying right now. this guy

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46. clselizabeth reblogged this from yboring and added:

    Lmfaooo, what? Swear this is the craziest shit In ybor.

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50. kitthymeows reblogged this from willbethelast and added:

    This is why I don’t go out, people in Tampa are fucking weird..

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